I WORK AT A TROPHY SHOP.
I CAN TRY TO HELP YOU OUT.



BEST COLLEGE STUDENT:
Topper could be A red solo cup with pong balls in it. (Because everyone has played this stupid game at least once)

Then have the columns be beer cans//vodka bottles - The plastic ones. (BECAUSE HOW ELSE DO YOU GET THROUGH SEMESTERS)
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Put a giant Dildo as the middle column. (BECAUSE PENIS JOKES ARE STILL FUNNY)

The base stands would be textbooks. (because THEY ARE TOO EXPENSIVE TO THROW AWAY FOR HOW MUCH THEY ARE WORTH)

Throw giltter all over it. (BECAUSE I SUGAR COATED EVERYTHING FOR GRADES)

you have to put some old project on it. 
-- Also fit something for Blood sweat and tears.

Put something from your school on it.


Best. Trophy. Ever.