How StrangeOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Rich who always dreamed of becoming the world's best man slut. He trained every day for 2 hours in order to beat his rival, The Gelatinous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Rich came armed with a vibrator and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Rich emerged as the sweaty victor! His achievement is celebrated every Girls' Day.
WDF?Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Pico who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Delicious loli . He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Hairy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Pico came armed with a bowl and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Pico emerged as the expensive victor! His achievement is celebrated every Talk like a Pirate day.